I once found myself in conversation
with a drunk man in a bar
He’d figured out the pattern to humans
or so he said
Everyone is either
a Ford or a Holden
a Ford or Holden
Ford or Holden
Ford, Holden
Ford
Holden
Which are you?
What kind of personality type
drives a Ford?
I wondered
What kind drives a Holden?
Neither, I replied
I don’t have a car
But my parents drive a Toyota
What kind of person does that make me?
The police drive Holdens